I just had to write this note, my juvenile inner self laughing its ass off in the virtual equivalent of drawing anatomic sketch on the school toilet door. Today I bring you the game that's so full of silly in-your-face sexual innuendos that it passes through territory of terrible games into the awesome (kind of like point counters rolling over in early 8bit games).
The game in question is called Space Phallus. It's indie, it's free, it can be downloaded from here and it's starring a dog's head shooting penises and sperm. Yes, you've read that one correctly. The trailer below will clarify all the uncertainties you might have:
I love the chiptunes in Space Phallus, graphics are properly retro-stylized and gameplay is actually pretty solid but I didn't really play it for too long, because I suck at shooters and this one is damn hard. Also, juvenile humour is good for a while, but it loses its charm quickly. Still, I think that this post will boost my page rank with a couple of interesting keywords so I just had to write it. I'll wrap it up with some comments about the game that really crack me up:
The game in question is called Space Phallus. It's indie, it's free, it can be downloaded from here and it's starring a dog's head shooting penises and sperm. Yes, you've read that one correctly. The trailer below will clarify all the uncertainties you might have:
I love the chiptunes in Space Phallus, graphics are properly retro-stylized and gameplay is actually pretty solid but I didn't really play it for too long, because I suck at shooters and this one is damn hard. Also, juvenile humour is good for a while, but it loses its charm quickly. Still, I think that this post will boost my page rank with a couple of interesting keywords so I just had to write it. I'll wrap it up with some comments about the game that really crack me up:
“Needs more cock!”
“all in all, its a very ballsy game and i hope any critiques aren’t to hard on you :-o”
“You are a sick, sick man! And I heartily endorse your efforts :D”
