Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Foxmarks

Other than writing about games, I had the idea to suggest readers of this blog some interesting utilities that can be used for fun or making our digital life a little easier. Foxmarks falls into the latter category.


How many times have you bookmarked something at work or on your girlfriend's computer, only to realise you don't have that webpage in your bookmarks when you got back to your PC? It has occurred many times to me - I would bookmark some NSFW page on my company laptop and forget to send myself a link, or I would like to check this new blog about games I've found at work, only to realise I have the bookmark on my tablet PC. At some point I got fed up with it, googled a bit and came up with the solution to my problem - Foxmarks.

Foxmarks is a Firefox extension that synchronises your bookmarks across different instances of Firefox you use. I am using it for about half a year now and it has been updated with numerous fxes, so while initially it was a little rough around the edges, it definitely is usable and user-friendly now. Thanks to Foxmarks, I have my ever-growing collection of interesting blogs, tutorials, APIs, news and other websites accessible from every PC that I use. This certainly makes my life easier.

Download Foxmarks plugin here and visit project's webpage here. I highly recommend it to anyone that is surfing internet a lot.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Heartlight PSP

This is going to be story about love. What's more, love that lasts - at least 15 years, which is longer than any of my relationships so far. The story begins in '93...

Long time ago, in a galaxy country far far away (Poland), there was a company called xLand. Now, you probably haven't ever heard of it, but the chances are that if you are a gamer, then you know Epic Megagames, the publisher of Unreal (among other things). XLand made three classic games, Electro Body, Robbo and Heartlight PC, and it was Epic who published them.

Electro Body (known as Electro Man in the West), a sci-fi shooter, was my very first original computer game. It shipped together with a casette containing game music and Covox interface, for those who didn't have a proper soundcard - thus making it the precursor of all Limited Editions. Robbo was a logic-action hybrid, starring a cute little robot (duh) and it was the favourite game of my Mum, who still uses a catchphrase from the game( "poor Robbo") up until today. But in this note I shall concentrate on the last, often underappreciated, game of the trio - Heartlight PC.


At first, it looks like yet another Boulder Dash clone, but give it a try and you'll find cute animation, interesting level design and sweet retro graphics. The main protagonist is a little Dwarf (dare I say Gnome?), who must collect all the hearts for the sake of his love (awww). I really can't quite put my finger on why it hooked me so much, but there must be something more to it than your average action puzzle game, because it plays equally well fifteen years later. Yes, fifteen, from 1993 to 2008. Doesn't it say something about gameplay?

Oh, by the way, I have forgotten to tell you why I have dug it out and went nostalgically misty-eyed all of a sudden. The reason why I re-lived my early teenage years is that coder MK2k ported Heartlight to PSP (you can find it here, together with a short description), so now any PSP user with Custom Firmware may enjoy this game for free!

What's more, it is totally legal. Some time ago Maciej Miąsik, former xLand's designer and programmer took the path of libertarianism and one of the results of it was the decision to share xLand's titles free of charge. He has contacted all copyright owners and Epic as well, so you can play these games 100% legally - details of how it came to be can be found in this post on his website, although unfortunately available only in Polish. Download recompiled version of these three little jewels from this webpage. The licence in question is Creative Commons which allows both sharing and adapting the work, which means that the PSP port is also entirely legal. Also, you will need DosBox to run the games under Windows and Linux, but it's dead simple to use, so don't worry.

Now, let's get the names out of the way and add an interesting little detail to game's description. Published as Heartlight Deluxe outside of Poland, the game was known as Heartlight PC here, so it is not just my clever naming trick to distinguish it from its PSP port. Why was it even explicitely annoted as PC game, I hear you ask. Well, it was called so, becaue...

Doesn't this screenshot resemble the one above?

...the first iteration of the game actually appeared long before the golden PC era - on nothing less than Atari itself. Yes, Heartlight was originally an Atari game, hence the official Heartlight PC title of the PC version. You can find reference to it on Atarimania and download it here.

Since there exists a working Atari emulator for the PSP, as well as a DosBox port (which I intend to write about since last December...) and the native Heartlight PSP, this means that you can actually check all three versions - the new one, the classic PC one and the prehistoric Atari one - while waiting in the queue at the dentist's office or on the metro. Not sure how many people are so retro-inclined to actually ever do it, but I couldn't resist the temptation.

You can see the speedrun through the first twenty levels of Heartlight PSP game on YouTube (yes, I know looks like it's being played in Windows, but that's just the unofficial remote play) and if you want to check the gameplay yourself, there exists an online Java version too - unfortunately without music.

Speaking of which, if there is one thing that prevents me from calling the PSP port perfect - it is the background music. Instead of the original tune, which you can hear in the DOS version above, developer has decided to include different music - and personally, I don't like it. Perhaps this is the result of long hours I have spent listening to the same tune looped over and over again, the Pavlovian game treatment that has already associated good times playing Heartlight with that original music - I don't really know, but for sure I prefer the classic version.

Other than that, the port is great and I highly encourage you to give it a try, or better yet, to try the eternal original. Truly, the best games don't age.

Obligatory Lenghty Post Scriptum

On a related subject, I happen to work with one of the programmers of xLand studio, who was involved in making Electro Body and other games. He has a running and playable version of their last unpublished game, Excessive Speed. Had it been published in its due time, we would have Excessive Speed Underground and umpteen other sequels now instead of certain other game with the word "Speed" in its title. Yes, it was that good. Unfortunately, the said man doesn't want to share even a single screenshot with me. I don't know why, but unless I hack his computer or he changes his mind, you won't be seeing it. :(

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dot Matrix Revolution

In order to make waiting for some juicier post more bearable, here's a little video showing computer development in form of animated pixel art (although not displayed via windows this time):


I am totally under its retro charm, but would like to know: does it work only on corporate software developers? Or maybe some normal people would also find it cute? Let me know through comments.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Design update

As you can see, I was not entirely joking when I said that Barts News needs a bit of rehash. Yes, I have been toying with the idea of changing the look of the site for quite some time already, the persistent lack of free time preventing me from actually ever doing it, however. But following the launch of my other new blog (don't get excited though, it's in Polish and about forgotten books), and some poll concerning possible templates, I dived head first into template editing and whatnot and you can see the result around.

Granted, it's still a little rough around the edges: links went all bye-bye (apparently saving blogger template XML doesn't not save all of it, thanks a lot Google!), so if the link to your page is not out there, please wait patiently until I readd it anytime soon, placement of some widgets is random (and some others went to the place were good widgets go after they die, thanks again Google), I cannot force some scripts to work, there is no cool logo (working on it) and blah, blah, blah. You don't care anyways, do you?

Still, the design update was definitely needed (how long can you use default Blogger template anyways?), so bear with me a while and I'll iron all the details out. If anything looks weird in your browser, please let me know via comments. If the link to your website doesn't reappear in about a week, put some meaningful coughing in the comments. If there's anything else you might wanna let me know about, for example impressions after change, feel free to. I'm waiting for your opinions here!

Friday, September 19, 2008

BartsNews 2.0

With all the Web 2.0 hype, I have decided that it's time to catch up with the trends, jump on two-dot-zero train and make Barts News what is should have become long ago - a true Web 2.0 site!

Step 1 - With the help of Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator, I have come up with some buzzwords that will reflect the new Barts News functionality. The ones I like promise that my new site will "reinvent embedded weblogs" and "engage authentic feeds". For more buzz, go here.

Step 2 - what kind of name is Barts News anyways? This Web 2.0 Name Generator will help to find a proper Web 2.0 name. In my case I chose Jadeo 2.0, probably because it echoes the name of certain actress that was my adolescent fantasy, but be sure to check some of the names it generates, because somehow they really sound Web 2.0 (additional bonus if you happen to get Leeloo name - with a cool comment).

Step 3 - Such a great new Web 2.0 name requires equally cool Web 2.0 logo - this Web 2.0 Logo Creator will assist you:


Step 4- ???

Step 5 - Profit!

Actually, I have a problem to leave my old name behind, so I think I'll just stick it (even though Jadeo sounds cool), only remake it with cooler logo (other generator will help):

(Why shark? 'Cause I love Wacky Wheels, that's why!)

PS. On more serious note, there is some update to site design in the works, so stay tuned!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Amiga versus PC

The things you can find while searching for retro stuff on YouTube are just plain amazing. This movie showcases the differences in the way Amiga and PC games looked and sounded:



Yes, not having Amiga some of my friends had was one of my biggest childhood traumas (at first I was stuck with ZX Spectrum+, later had early monochrome PC) and this videos goes to show why. People are busy with Xbox360 vs PS3 comparisons nowadays, but the fanboy wars were not uncommon in the good old days either, even though there is no doubt - Amiga was the superior platform when it came to gaming back then, both in terms of audiovisual prowess and number of exclusives.

If you see the second video comparison of two systems, you will notice that PC started catching up later. From the perspective of today, we can see who won the race in the end... but in its era, Amiga totally rocked.

PS. Still waiting for the continuation of Atari ST vs Amiga video I mentioned in this post - the preview is already out, but not the full movie yet.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I choose PC


This is precisely why I own gaming PC and PSP - because I actually like games.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Thong of Justice

...and Helmet of Intimidation (+3 height) are two out of the wonderfully weird collection of items from the incoming Death Spank game.


I admit that I have not heard about the game before, but when I saw these three hilarious trailers, I immediately became interested. It doesn't happen often that I laugh watching a trailer (last time it was Kung Fu Panda, I think), yet alone game trailer.

My interest got further boosted by the fact that working on this game is noone other but Ron Jeremy Gilbert - if the name doesn't ring any bells, go and read this Wiki entry. Names such as Manic Mansion, Monkey Island, Penny Arcade game tell you anything? A-ha, thought so.

So, watch the trailers, download them in hi-res here if you want, and then join me in keeping the fingers crossed for this little jewel to be published, because it might just be as funny as the above mentioned classics were. "Thong of Justice", seriously, I think a meme has just been born.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Scientologists are Combine!

I am on vacation right now (in a very Silent-Hill-ish place I might write a post about later), but this great video reported by Kotaku has really made me go 'wow!' to the point of typing this post from internet cafe:



It really is impressive on its own, but it makes much more sense if you see this Tom Cruise interview first:



I actually have never seen the above scientology video before, so after having finally watched it the score of Combine Interview went in my head from 'great' to 'pure genius'. Highly recommended!

PS. The author is selling their Combine costume on ebay. With effin voicebox. If only I lived closer to Canada...